26,000 years ago teenage males were dumb; and they didn’t listen to their mothers. We know this is true because we have proof. What is remarkable is how little has changed over time and among species.
What’s the proof? 59 (and counting) mammoths trapped and eventually fossilized in an area we now call Hot Springs, South Dakota; every single one a teenage male.
How they got there is a story that began tens of thousands of years ago when the area was covered with ice and a 60 foot sinkhole bubbled up with warm spring water. The mammoths, which needed to consume 700 pounds of vegetation per day to support their 9 ton bulk, were drawn to the pond as a source for both food and water.
But instead of offering life-sustaining nourishment, the pond was a deadly trap. Mammoths who entered the water were unable to climb back up the steep and slipery banks and either drowned or died of exhaustion trying to escape. Slowly, over the course of hundreds of years, the pond filled with sediment, burying and preserving those unfortunate animals.
Didn’t mother warn you not to go swimming on a full stomach?*
It is believed that older mammoths knew from the smell of decay that the pond was really a trap. Adults stayed clear and mothers successfully kept the very young away. But teenage boys, being what they are, thought they knew better. Their remains are now being unearthed at The Mammoth Site in Hot Springs.
What makes The Mammoth Site so unique is not just that it is an active paleontological dig but that researchers leave the remarkable number of fossils in-situ (as they were found). Seeing artifacts this way is a completely different experience from seeing them reassembled in a museum or in sterile display cases. Instead, visitors feel a bit like Indiana Jones witnessing the excavation of treasures somewhere in the remotest corner of the world. I guess, in a way, they are.
* Illustration courtesy of The Mammoth Site
Poor mammoths
It is quite sad. There are so many that got trapped in the pit, they don’t even know yet how many are in there.
I wish mammoths still roamed America. We have a mammoth exhibit near us (at Wheaton College) that we visit often, just to ponder the great fellow. He also fell into a hazardous swampy area and couldn’t escape. We call him Perry.
That would be neat. The kind that are at the Mammoth Site are even bigger than the whollies. They say today’s elephants could walk right underneath the chin of these beasties. Pretty amazing.
That’s a sad but cute tale. Just shows that size isn’t everything! Thanks for sharing!
True. I think in the mammoth’s case, size ended up being a detriment.
Something to think about: Mama was right. Thanks for the historical information, place to visit and photo.
Certainly in this case she was.
This reminds me of another other blog post about a teenage boy unsuccessfully attempting to conquer a massive sand dune near the Great Lakes… and then vomiting.
Hadn’t thought of that, but you’re right. Dumb-ass teenage antics is becoming an unintentional minor theme here.
Amazing blog, and amazing couple. Hopefully my husband and I will be as cool as you guys one day.
We think you’re plenty cool. Thanks for following along!
We love Mammoth Site. It is just so cool.Everyone should go there.
They are not fossils. That is actual bones according to the tour. We have been there several times.
Yup, we’re aware – but it also seems the word “fossil” is used pretty liberally here. Even the Mammoth Site website describes the dig as “Ice Age fossils exhibited as they were unearthed.” If Mammoth Site describes itself that way, we felt okay using the word fossil too, even though it isn’t scientifically accurate.
what silly boys. poor fellows
I love this! I teach all boys!!!
LOL!
Haha! How funny teenaged male mammoths thought they were invincible.
Great post, Brian!
Although it is sad, I must agree, “teenage boys haven’t changed.” It is amazing that I could see the distinct differences between my son and my daughter’s personalities, from birth.
And I am using your post, as a teaching tool with my 13 yr old son. I will remind him, as he’s headed toward that murky water, “Remember the mammoths!”
Brilliant idea! “Remember the mammoths”
Adore this!! Haha very amusing
Hi Brian,
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This is too funny, although a little sad for the mammoths. I’m sure nothing like that could never happen to me though…
Wait, I confused myself with my own reply. I meant to say “I’m sure nothing like that could ever happen to me…” Ha ha!
Interesting.
amazing! thanks..
very interesting. thanks!
coolness
Amazing! Whodathunk?
You have an amazing life! I want to be like you when I grow up.
I have a little boy. This is a good warning to what lies ahead!
Fascinating! I would add “young adult males” to this warning – my son is often on the brink of a pit of quicksand!
Fascinating!
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it’s a very sad thing, but if it hadn’t happened, you wouldn’t be able to see it today. that is my attempt to put a positive spin on it, lol. thanks for visiting my blog, love your blog. i can visit places vicariously thru the two of you =)
Just found your blog and this was the first article I read. Great opening! Now Hot Springs is on my must-visit list.
great blog but it makes you wonder what the female teenage mammoths were doing at the same time hmm …. oh and thanx for visiting my blog
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Teenage boys will NEVER listen! No matter how long our species is here on earth!
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Boys will be fossilized boys…good post!
I really enjoy your tales. I also learn quite a bit, also. I noticed a typo and if you are anything like me, you just have to fix it. Or, maybe it is just me and the fact that I graded a few papers in my day. ” But teenage boys, being what they are, thought they new better.” I have another problem when I type. Sometimes, I type so fast that my finger doesn’t touch the key when I thought that it had. Anyway, I knew you meant to type ‘knew.’
Wow. That’s been like that for about a year and a half. I’ve probably read this post a dozen times and never saw it. Strange how the mind see what it wants to see.
Hey interesting post! You’ll have to come to Australia and see our gigantic Wombat and Kangaroo fossils some time
And thanks for the liking my West Africa post recently. Cheers.