Of the thousands of things that can be purchased with a stolen credit card number, an airline ticket has to be the world’s stupidest choice. So today’s Darwin Award goes to Ashley Issa, whose final destination will be quite different from the one she booked on Expedia.
Ashley Issa Moron
Jacks Up, Ready to Roll
If all goes according to plan, we’ll be on the road to the Berkshires in an hour or so. That’s also what we thought yesterday, but at least as of this very moment, the rig checks out tip-top. Wish us luck.
Stuck In Orbit

Sick bay
The good news is that we got our coach back from the dealer the very same afternoon. The bad news is that they didn’t fix a frigging thing. A convenient thunderstorm revealed that our window still leaks. And the left rear leveling jack, which wasn’t fully retracting before being serviced, wouldn’t retract at all this morning.
Yup. Two days after being “fixed” the jack went down, and stayed down, rendering the rig immobile. Fortunately, this problem yielded to the same prescription that seems to work for most of life’s troubles: a two-by-four and a crowbar. Shannon supplied the muscle while I stayed inside pushing little buttons. My button-pushing prowess paid dividends, though, as we eventually coerced the jack back into place, allowing us to make a second trip to the dealer.
Naturally, we couldn’t recreate the jack problem for the mechanics and everything works just peachy at the moment. It’s magic. I was, however, able to demonstrate the leak and the dealer agreed to replace the window, when one arrives, in three weeks, maybe more. Who knows? We’re not going to wait around, although we won’t be venturing very far since a return trip to the dealer awaits us.
It feels like we’ve failed to achieve escape velocity and we’re stuck in orbit around upstate New York.
They Don’t Build Them Like They Used To
Which is true, because as I understand it, they used to build motor homes like complete crap. The quality is much better now, but I still think it’s rare to get one without any problems whatsoever. And so it is with ours. We’re back in New York trying to get some kinks ironed out at our dealer. It’s mostly small stuff, and we hope to be back on the road shortly. While our rig is in the shop, Shannon, our ferocious feline, and I are bunking down in my old room at my parent’s house. It’s funny how things work. I spent the better part of my adolescence trying to get a couple of girls in that room with me . . . now another childhood dream fulfilled.
Russian Roulette
One of the things you give up as a perpetual traveler is comfortably familiar places: The corner cafe where you can settle in with a book; your favorite place to take a walk; or that great restaurant where you know exactly what you’re going to order before you arrive. The old tried and true just doesn’t exist for someone who’s changing zip codes once or twice a week. Normally that’s a good thing. But not always.
Does anyone want to place a wager on whether “John” here has any idea how to cut hair?

















